Funniest Face book Statuses

Facebook is annoying. It has started to become a chore.I love my friends and the nosey bastard in me wants to know what everyone is doing all the time.But emails every day…friend requests…and no, I don’t want to add another wanky application (Vibrating Hamster, God Save the Queen & Harry Potter virtual spells.).But there is one thing that often brings a smile to my miserable face…One thing I love though is facebook status updates. Like what twitter would be if all your friends were geeks. Twitter was cool but so many of many non techie friends either never got round to using it or simply didn’t get it.Bad day at work and then suddenly, a smile to your face. Facebook is cool again.

Current favourite:

“Liam Downes is back once again with the ill behaviour”

What’s yours?